you hate haircuts: a zine
I made a stupid little zine about how I, personally, don’t like getting haircuts. You can read it or download the pdf for free here. 16 pages.
my social media feeds have decided that what i want to see is sweet elderly and dying pugs
but
no i don’t want to see you feed him his last hamburger
no i dont want to see you holding your little guy as he gets put down
it’s time to unplug the internet
“hangman” adam page is a man of rohan
i should draw something
i bought a cute green top that’s a little cozy / fuzzy on the inside. but then i realized. it’s a grinch top. i’ve gone grinch-mode.
the nicest mean thing someone can say to a poet who just read a poem is “thanks for sharing” and the meanest nice thing is “i hope you keep writing” and no i will not be elaborating
godzilla scooting its butt on the ground like an itchy dog
check out this lil guy i made
i’m editing a poem that’s essentially about the cruelty of gambling apps and i’m struggling with the title. maybe i should just call it “Kalshi Sucks”
this may be an uncharitable hot take but i think if you’re a poet who has been published in 50+ litmags in one year, you’re probably really dropping the ball either in your reading or your editing
there’s nobody more locked in than a husband watching manhunter for the 500000000th time
i’m thinking of this like twitter but i’m the only person who is allowed to post on it
Catherine Weiss 
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